Will u marry me .... !!!
hilarious matrimonials wid attached commentary!!
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this mail...
1. "Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter..
Thanks, yours Regards Sowmya"...
(will sumone plz help this poor gurl out)
2. "i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa stateshe is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework"
(Homework!!)
3."Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can run smoothly.thank you."
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!!)
4."he should be good looking and should have a service. he Should have one brother and one sister. he should be educated."
(Unique criteria!!)
5."I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.Because i lovemyself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on.hold my hand forever !!!"
(sure got alotta love to give around )
6."i am simple girl.I have lot of problemin mylife because ofmylucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot"
(and here's one who craves it)
7."My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
Tanwerr as in KSBKBT.."
(serious serial viewer)
8."i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast" (What the hell!!)
9."HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND 3.THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH."
(Keep loughing/laughing)
10."whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp"
(Clueless!!)
11."i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok"
(The person is suffering from the "Ok-syndrome")
12."iam pranati my family history my two brother two sister and fater & mother sister complity marred"
(To get married 'completely'?? wat da hell??)
13."iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist."
(Actually what does this girl do??)
14."my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes"
[blue'(height of desperation!!)
15."I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT".
(Maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
16."Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea frank he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the mainthink is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.but iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good girl. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.bye bye."
[PAAVAM!!]
17. "my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service"
(Zebra..???)
18. "i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY."
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it??)
19. "to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable"
(This girl has fixed the marriage date too!! But she's yet to find a bridegroom. Wish him good luck!!)
20. "ssc failed three times and worked with private ltd company which not paying salary at present"...
(again--> any takers??)
21. "i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
because boy is the maharaja."
(Any takers?)
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My contribution is void .... just a copy paste from http://www.orkut.com/CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=17236825&tid=2486537063677641288&start=1
....this article reminds me of MI personality contest which asked the particpants to write a matrimonial ad for themselves.
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this mail...
1. "Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter..
Thanks, yours Regards Sowmya"...
(will sumone plz help this poor gurl out)
2. "i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa stateshe is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework"
(Homework!!)
3."Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can run smoothly.thank you."
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!!)
4."he should be good looking and should have a service. he Should have one brother and one sister. he should be educated."
(Unique criteria!!)
5."I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.Because i lovemyself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on.hold my hand forever !!!"
(sure got alotta love to give around )
6."i am simple girl.I have lot of problemin mylife because ofmylucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot"
(and here's one who craves it)
7."My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
Tanwerr as in KSBKBT.."
(serious serial viewer)
8."i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast" (What the hell!!)
9."HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND 3.THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH."
(Keep loughing/laughing)
10."whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp"
(Clueless!!)
11."i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok"
(The person is suffering from the "Ok-syndrome")
12."iam pranati my family history my two brother two sister and fater & mother sister complity marred"
(To get married 'completely'?? wat da hell??)
13."iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist."
(Actually what does this girl do??)
14."my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes"
[blue'(height of desperation!!)
15."I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT".
(Maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
16."Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea frank he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the mainthink is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.but iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good girl. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.bye bye."
[PAAVAM!!]
17. "my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service"
(Zebra..???)
18. "i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY."
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it??)
19. "to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable"
(This girl has fixed the marriage date too!! But she's yet to find a bridegroom. Wish him good luck!!)
20. "ssc failed three times and worked with private ltd company which not paying salary at present"...
(again--> any takers??)
21. "i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
because boy is the maharaja."
(Any takers?)
------------------
My contribution is void .... just a copy paste from http://www.orkut.com/CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=17236825&tid=2486537063677641288&start=1
....this article reminds me of MI personality contest which asked the particpants to write a matrimonial ad for themselves.
posted by SaiK at 10:29 PM
17 Comments:
so u r a member of sum matrimonial community, shaadi kab kar rahe ho [:P]
fundoooo research !!
btw ever since u put up tht status msg on msngr, i have been bugged by the kind of queries which you can easily guess :D
@pallav: i am desperate just waiting for the right match .... can u help ?? :P ...
@arunabh - well that was something i didnt anticipate .... sure u arent joking? :P .... nobody asked me abt it !!! ... i mean the same thing u are expecting me to guess:P .... have fun and share the gossip later :P
this is cheating. u can't copy from places and increase hits on ur site >:P
abe GODgiri chaap daali tune to ....waise i agree with Bisnoi :P !! ..hehehe ...neways keep it up ...i liked ur blog very much !!
"to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable"
Awesome tha ..!!kya optimism hai!!
thanks a lot..ths post made me laugh aftr loads of muggugiri[in ur terms i.e.]..gud work..
@vishnoi - u keep cribbing :P ... its fun
@dhiru - thanks be keep visiting and commenting :P ... and thanks a lot :D
@aneesha - seriously date wagera ke sath tayar hai ... ana hai to aa jao types :P ....
@yashshri - keep mugging will try to spice up the mugging hours now and then :P
I'd received this as an email a few months back... had rolled with laughter for hours. And guess what... reading this again STILL has the same effect! Too hilarious to handle... man, im gonna fall off my chair!
@yashika - hey so was i when i read it for the first time .... keep visiting ... ciaos !!
rofl. great post man.
i wonder if all these ppl realise hw they sound!!!!
lol!!
btw first time here!
@harshad - thanks man !!
keep visiting :)
exclusively_me : so do i... and ya i got that ... i am pretty concerned and curious abt my visitors :P
exclusively_me : so do i... and ya i got that ... i am pretty concerned and curious abt my visitors :P
... hoping to see your second soon ;)
Some gender errror...read few carefully , you would get it..
"This girl has fixed the marriage date too!! But she's yet to find a bridegroom. Wish him good luck"
anf then read the 16th comment...
some error...
wtf man, cant I like enjoy anything?
nevermind.. nice blog.. your blog tittle is the url to my blog ;)
This was truly hilarious!!!!! :) Amazing one!!
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